Year of the Rabbit.
Peter Crosby This is the Year of the Rabbit, in case you didn’t know (I certainly didn’t, I still write Year of the Yak on all my checks). In honor of which,…
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NASCAR is stupid fun.
By asking nicely, we got into a sold-out NASCAR race at the new Homestead Racetrack (God had conveniently cleared the area with Hurricane Andrew three years ago). As you may…
Miami to San Francisco: We drive 3,504 miles in seven days.
This is the story of how my wife and I ended up living in SF Bay Area for 22 years.
Miami gets a blowjob from Hurricane Andrew.
There’s nothing like 180 mph winds to make you understand why the Three Little Pigs went condo.
Impressions of Miami.
We’ve lived in Miami for a few months now and neither one of us has been shot yet. (So pay up, everybody!) Oh, sure, I could tell you about all…
They let me teach kids for some reason.
No longer a mere substitute, I am now officially teaching at the Miami Ad School. Obviously desperate for teachers, they called me (after being turned down by everyone at Crispin…
Guavaween: Goblins, Ghouls and Girls.
Avid readers of the CrosbyReport will recall this event from last year. (Yes, it’s more than just a word that gives Spell-Check a fit.) It’s the annual Tampa Bay Halloween…
Water, water, everywhere. But especially in Sarasota.
It pours down here. Sarasota, my personal favorite beach area, got swamped recently (canoes pulling up to the house, that sort of thing). Oddly, one of the real dangers of…
A pumpkin-free Halloween.
In Tampa, they’ve got this thing called Guavaween. It happens every Halloween and it’s basically an excuse for about 200,000 deviant, twisted individuals to express their personal sexual preferences by…
I do a drive-by of the Martin Agency.
I shot a TV spot for Destin/Ft. Walton Beach. And, even though it was in Florida, the temperature was a chilly 300F. In fact, some of the scenes weren’t usable…
A weekend in Gainesville, FL.
I recently drove to Gainesville, home of Tom “I look like I could kick off any minute” Petty, to see what they call Gator Growl ’92. This is one of…
Now this is my idea of weather.
Hey, ya know what? Leaves don’t fall off palm trees. Yeah, right. There’s no snow, either. And they expect us to get in the holiday spirit? Not bloody likely. Still,…
