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The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.
Asiatravel

The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.

11/27/202212/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

St. Peter had a vision in Jaffa that changed Christianity forever. Or was he just high?

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Tel Aviv is located in the Holy Land yet, weirdly, it’s never once mentioned in the Bible.
Asiatravel

Tel Aviv is located in the Holy Land yet, weirdly, it’s never once mentioned in the Bible.

11/07/202201/18/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Find out why ancient religious authors entirely passed on writing about Tel Aviv, Israel.

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Positano Italy is so superficially attractive, I can’t believe it hasn’t leaked a sex tape.
Europetravel

Positano Italy is so superficially attractive, I can’t believe it hasn’t leaked a sex tape.

05/12/202201/10/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Positano is the Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian of Italy’s Amalfi Coast. Good-looking, but light on substance.

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Amalfi Italy was once a major port, so some lazy Italians named the entire coast after it.
Europetravel

Amalfi Italy was once a major port, so some lazy Italians named the entire coast after it.

05/11/202201/10/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

At the mouth of a deep ravine, Amalfi Italy looks like it got vomited out of the surrounding mountains.

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The towns along Italy’s Amalfi Coast were clearly built by human/mountain goat hybrids.
Europetravel

The towns along Italy’s Amalfi Coast were clearly built by human/mountain goat hybrids.

05/11/202201/14/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

This part of central Italy is an unbelievably beautiful and incredibly stupid place to live.

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Pompeii was the orgasm capital of Ancient Rome until Mt. Vesuvius came all over the place.
Europetravel

Pompeii was the orgasm capital of Ancient Rome until Mt. Vesuvius came all over the place.

05/08/202211/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Like ancient Atlantis, this once-flourishing metropolis vanished suddenly without a trace. Or did it?

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Naples Italy is dirty, noisy, and crowded. But the city has its downsides, too.
Europetravel

Naples Italy is dirty, noisy, and crowded. But the city has its downsides, too.

05/07/202201/14/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Naples Italy is a vibrant city that’s veritably overflowing with restaurants, shopping, gelato, and shipping containers.

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Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
Africatravel

Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.

03/19/202001/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

While Morocco was still allowing flights out for the time being, our window for escape was closing fast.

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Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
Africatravel

Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?

03/17/202011/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

It’s yet another reason why I hate Crosby, Stills & Nash.

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    11/10/1996
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    05/07/2022
  • Los Angeles, CA: The Mondrian, aka “Our trip to Pretentiousville.”
    01/01/1997
  • Napa Valley: Where classy people overpay to get plastered.
    12/10/2014
  • Hot and dry like LA, Lima Peru even has its clean, breathable air.
    06/04/2012
  • Lake Tahoe, Nevada: Recalibrate your idea of what the color blue looks like.
    09/16/1998
  • Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.
    11/22/2016

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