Travel Destinations
When writing my CrosbyReports, the Travel Destinations are of no importance and are, to be perfectly honest, almost beside the point. They’re nothing more than a subject or topic around which to make stupid jokes. So if you’re expecting to learn something useful about destinations like Lisbon, the Sahara, or Tahiti, you will be sorely disappointed. My apologies.
The only traveling I’ve done lately is back in time: Clearing the queue.
It only took a global pandemic for me to catch up on my backlog of writing.
Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
It’s yet another reason why I hate Crosby, Stills & Nash.
Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
Morocco’s local mountain range is nothing to sneeze at.
Africa’s Sahara Desert is hot, dry, and sandy AF.
We go glamping on the last exit for civilization.
Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
A city in northwestern Morocco that’s noted for blue paint shortages.
Tangier, Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
Is that the Atlantic Ocean back there? Or the Mediterranean Sea? Surprise, it’s both!
The Douro Valley is Portugal’s less snooty version of Napa.
The dress code here is basically, “Just wear pants.”
No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.
Experience Europe in its most concentrated form.
You don’t have to be royalty to enjoy the Portuguese Riviera, but it helps.
Ask about our “Exiled Royal Family” discount—heirs to the throne eat free!
Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.
The Belém District is about as far away as you can go without leaving Lisbon.
Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.
Do you long for the old San Francisco? Well, let me tell you about Lisbon, Portugal.