An email newsletter you won’t immediately mark as spam.

Why not? Scroll down for 3 semi-plausible reasons.

1.) It’s devoid of useful information.

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Most newsletters are depressing or worse — boring. The CrosbyReportwon’t be. Will it be funny? Intentionally? I can’t make any promises.

2.) It’s somewhat coherent, in parts.

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The CrosbyReport™ offers the sort of muddled, barely intelligible writing you’d expect from a bunch of monkeys hopped up on an eight-ball of crack.

C.) It’s free, and almost worth it.

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How can I afford to give away the CrosbyReport™ Occasional Email Newsletter Thing—all at no cost to you? Simple, I make it up in volume.