1.) It’s devoid of useful information.
Most newsletters are depressing or worse — boring. The CrosbyReport™ won’t be. Will it be funny? Intentionally? I can’t make any promises.
2.) It’s somewhat coherent, in parts.
Enjoy the sort of muddled, barely intelligible writing you’d expect from a bunch of monkeys hopped up on an eight-ball of crack cocaine.
C.) It’s free, and totally worth it.
How can I afford to give away the CrosbyReport™ Occasional Email Newsletter Thing at no cost to you? Simple, I make it up in volume.