Oceania
Oceania is a vast region of the world consisting of islands scattered across the Pacific Ocean. The “continent” includes Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, and many other island nations such as Tahiti, Fiji, Samoa, and Tonga. The region’s thousands of islands are known for their stunning natural beauty, pristine beaches, lush rainforests, and coral reefs. Oceania is also home to many unique and dangerous species, including boxing kangaroos, killer koalas, and the iconic and ill-tempered kiwi bird. Despite its isolation and lack of landmass, Oceania plays an outsized role in global vacation plans, and has a strong presence in organizations such as the Snow-Belt Sufferers United, and the Commonwealth of Cold Peoples.
Why you should visit Australia in spite of all the things that could kill you.
Few other travel destinations offer tourists as many different and dangerous ways to painfully die.
Bora Bora is the world’s leading producer of aqua and teal.
Who knew that aqua and teal were real colors that actually existed in the real world?
Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.
Tahiti makes Bali look like Detroit, Michigan in the winter.
Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.
Compared to Australia’s other major cities, Melbourne is a breath of fresh, and freezing Arctic air.
Bali, Indonesia: Newsflash, it’s beautiful.
What did you expect me to say? I mean, it’s freaking Bali.
Oahu Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
When the chance for a free trip to Oahu presented itself, I pounced like a hungry cheetah on a weakened caribou.