The acronym, FAQs, stands for Frequently Asked Questions. FAQs are typically lists used on websites where knowledge gaps tend to recur. Questions are the bane of every popular online property, needlessly burdening and annoying support personnel. They get pestered by dolts, constantly making the same basic inquiries. Queries such as, “Why is the Earth flat?”, “Is my husband cheating on me?”, or “Does this rash look infected to you?”
One day, I hope that those dolts will ask those same questions about the CrosbyReport. In anticipation of that day, I thought I’d nip those oft asked queries in the proverbial bud by writing Frequently Given Answers to those very same Frequently Asked Questions.
The top ten CrosbyReport™ FAQs.
What exactly would I be signing up for?
How much does it cost?
Why are you doing this?
When did you start doing this?
Are you now, or have you ever been, a moron?
How do you intend to monetize this operation?
Where would a guy go to find a decent sandwich around here?
I read somewhere that you were writing a book, how’s that going?
My iTunes isn’t syncing to my iPhone, can you help?
Why aren’t you doing more with your life?
Admit it, you’ve given out your email for less.
Only once a month, and it’s FREE! Because who’d pay for this nonsense?