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CrosbyReport™

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Travel Reports

  • Singapore: It’s like Miami only with a lot more Asians.
    10/16/2004
  • London, England: London calling. (Collect, most likely.)
    05/16/2003
  • Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.
    07/07/2010
  • Miami to San Francisco: We drive 3,504 miles in seven days.
    03/10/1997
  • Orlando Florida: We pay homage to “The Rat.”
    06/01/1992
  • Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
    03/19/2020
  • Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
    03/14/2020
  • Hot and dry like LA, Lima Peru even has its clean, breathable air.
    06/04/2012
  • Lake Tahoe, Nevada: Recalibrate your idea of what the color blue looks like.
    09/16/1998

Latest Newsletters

  • A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.
    08/01/2022
  • Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
    07/02/2022
  • Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
    06/01/2022
  • How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
    04/01/2022
  • 5 reasons why eating octopuses isn’t just disgusting, it’s dangerous.
    03/01/2022
  • An open letter to the unsung genius whose beloved invention will be the death of us all.
    02/01/2022
  • Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.
    01/01/2022
  • trumpetAs a child, I came perilously close to having a career in music.
    12/01/2021
  • Why aren’t people more thankful for mobile technology? Oh, riiiight.
    11/01/2021
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