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Peter Crosby

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Peter Crosby has traveled to over 45 countries because his wife dragged him. Left to his own devices, he would’ve given all that money to Bernie Madoff to invest in cryptocurrency, NFTs, Blockbuster, DeLorean, Enron, Pets.com, Kodak, and Dutch tulips.
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Whoever scripted the dream I had last night was an unoriginal hack.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 09/14/2023
Frankly, I expect more of my dreams than a standard “visitation” from my recently deceased mother.
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A frog I found hiding in my planter.
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How frogs can improve your online experience. That’s right, I said frogs.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 09/05/2023
Is this post really about frogs? Or is it about something more relevant to your digital life?
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Our failed attempt at becoming doomsday preppers.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 08/31/2023
We thought we could be self-sufficient, but our neighbors will have to look elsewhere for their hero.
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Unsolicited thoughts from a Trader Joe’s cashier.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 08/01/2023
You never really know what people are thinking until they tell you, unprompted.
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The all-too timely demise of my 8-year-old MacBook Pro.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 07/01/2023
The cause of my aging computer’s timely death was my own damn hubris.
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A confession: I’m not the person a lot of people think I am.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 06/01/2023
There’s “imposter syndrome,” and there’s whatever this thing I have is.
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Turkey’s Cappadocia region would be the perfect place to trip on ’shrooms.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 05/06/2023
Do you like deserts and phalli, but can’t afford to attend Burning Man?
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The megacity of Istanbul borders on Europe, Asia, and the inexplicable.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 05/03/2023
There’s no way to explain the scale of Istanbul, Turkey without making the city feel bad about its weight.
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How I solved my wife’s snoring problem.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 05/01/2023
After decades of failed attempts, I stumbled upon a solution that appears to be working.
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I let ChatGPT write this. And it did not go well.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 04/01/2023
Does artificial intelligence spell the end of life as we know it? Probably.
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Recently, I’ve had some thoughts about sand.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 03/01/2023
Sand is a good metaphor for the callous and uncaring universe that will one day kill us all.
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Crowds at New Year's Eve
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How to make better New Year’s resolutions in 2023.

  • Peter Crosby
  • 02/01/2023
Over 60% of people fail to keep New Year’s resolutions because they choose the wrong ones.
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It’s hard to believe Petra still exists, considering that the place is basically water-soluble.

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Jordan’s Wadi Rum is like visiting Mars without being the billionaire CEO of a rocket company.

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Israel’s Masada would make an amazing Airbnb if its last occupants hadn’t trashed the place.

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Everything you were told about Bethlehem as a kid was a lie.

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The CrosbyReport™ was created by former Advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown tourist, Peter Crosby. Typically written while day-drinking in Tampa, Florida, the site chronicles Peter’s travels to more interesting cities and towns around the world. All writing and photos are licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0, unless otherwise noted. The theme was created by Code Supply Co.