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Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.
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Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.

03/03/202012/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Do you long for the old San Francisco? Well, let me tell you about Lisbon, Portugal.

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The best damn driving tour of San Francisco as far as you know.
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The best damn driving tour of San Francisco as far as you know.

01/15/201505/03/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Never been to San Francisco before? Then you need my Best Damn Driving Tour of San Francisco.

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Pimping for my adopted city: San Francisco, California.
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Pimping for my adopted city: San Francisco, California.

06/18/201410/14/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

I don’t normally shill for things (I let Google Adwords cover that), but I feel somewhat obligated in this particular case. Not only is this video promotion a come-on for visiting my adopted city, but also because a good friend of mine wrote the script.

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The XFL: Pushing the limit of what constitutes pro football…to the xtreme!
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The XFL: Pushing the limit of what constitutes pro football…to the xtreme!

02/10/200001/07/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

A league of second-rate players begs the question, “Does that make for bad football?”

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San Francisco, CA: Thoughts on the West Coast of America.
North Americatravel

San Francisco, CA: Thoughts on the West Coast of America.

11/10/199812/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

What can I say about the City By The Bay that hasn’t been said countless times before? Lots.

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Miami to San Francisco: We drive 3,504 miles in seven days.
North Americatravel

Miami to San Francisco: We drive 3,504 miles in seven days.

03/10/199712/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We make the most life-changing move of our lives, to the promised land: California.

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San Francisco California: I’m now totally bi (coastal, that is).
North Americatravel

San Francisco California: I’m now totally bi (coastal, that is).

07/10/199301/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

I just flew back from a wild weekend in California. And boy, are my arms tired.

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Travel Reports

  • Orlando Florida: We pay homage to “The Rat.”
    06/01/1992
  • Kuala Lumpur: Tropical heat. Tons of monkeys. What more could you want?
    10/28/2004
  • Machu Picchu, Peru: We find the “Lost City of The Incas” right where they left it.
    06/09/2012
  • Do I look crazy enough to go to Antarctica? Willingly?
    06/14/2014
  • San Francisco California: I’m now totally bi (coastal, that is).
    07/10/1993
  • Florence Italy: You say “Florence,” I say “Firenze.” And I’d be right.
    05/16/2003
  • San Antonio, Texas: A “river walks” through it. (Get it?)
    02/18/2010

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