We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.
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We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle.
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Here’s why you might live to regret eating calamari, octopus, or other cephalopods. Or you might not.
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Guys like Einstein, Tesla, and Jobs could only dream of having the impact of this genius.
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Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?
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It’s a good thing I didn’t have any musical talent, in retrospect.
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I know where all the hatred for mobile phones is coming from.
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The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
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Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.
How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle.
5 reasons why eating octopuses isn’t just disgusting, it’s dangerous.
Here’s why you might live to regret eating calamari, octopus, or other cephalopods. Or you might not.
An open letter to the unsung genius whose beloved invention will be the death of us all.
Guys like Einstein, Tesla, and Jobs could only dream of having the impact of this genius.
Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.
Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?
As a child, I came perilously close to having a career in music.
It’s a good thing I didn’t have any musical talent, in retrospect.
Why aren’t people more thankful for mobile technology? Oh, riiiight.
I know where all the hatred for mobile phones is coming from.
My losing battle against cats and the malevolent Gods of Irony.
The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
The greatest thing that almost never happened to your mouth.
For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.
I was gruntled once as a child, but I somehow survived to tell the story.
I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.
Florida’s return to normalcy, or at least what passes for normal.
Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest.
Surviving our inevitable dystopian future (hope you’re a strong swimmer).
We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people.
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