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A confession: I’m not the person a lot of people think I am.
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A confession: I’m not the person a lot of people think I am.

05/31/202306/01/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

There’s “imposter syndrome,” and there’s whatever this thing I have is.

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How I solved my wife’s snoring problem.
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How I solved my wife’s snoring problem.

05/01/202304/30/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

After decades of failed efforts to stop snoring, I finally stumbled upon one that appears to be working.

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I let ChatGPT write this. And it did not go well.
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I let ChatGPT write this. And it did not go well.

04/01/202304/11/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Does artificial intelligence spell the end of life as we know it? Probably.

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Recently, I’ve had some thoughts about sand.
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Recently, I’ve had some thoughts about sand.

03/01/202304/11/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Sand is a good metaphor for the callous and uncaring universe that will one day kill us all.

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How to make better New Year’s resolutions in 2023.
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How to make better New Year’s resolutions in 2023.

02/01/202301/30/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Over 60% of people fail to keep New Year’s resolutions because they choose the wrong ones.

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Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
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Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.

12/30/202201/18/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

To be fair, sixteen years was a good run.

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A friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.
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A friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.

12/01/202204/11/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Christmas can give you PTSD. But is there anything more nerve-wracking than the run-up to the big day?

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The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
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The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.

11/01/202204/11/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

The future of travel will no doubt be shaped by the images generated by the James Webb Space Telescope and UFOs.

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Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
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Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.

10/01/202204/11/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

While doing it might turn out better for you, I wouldn’t recommend it.

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Travel Reports

  • The towns along Italy’s Amalfi Coast were clearly built by human/mountain goat hybrids.
    05/11/2022
  • Costanoa California: If you hate camping, you’ll love this place.
    09/03/2000
  • Pompeii was the orgasm capital of Ancient Rome until Mt. Vesuvius came all over the place.
    05/08/2022
  • Paris France: The city of lights and total jerks.
    05/16/2003
  • Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.
    05/14/2003
  • Budapest Hungary: The place to party in 2896 (mark your calendar now).
    08/18/2014
  • New York City, NY: You can’t do it all in one weekend, but we try anyway.
    06/18/2005

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Latest Newsletters

  • A confession: I’m not the person a lot of people think I am.
    05/31/2023
  • How I solved my wife’s snoring problem.
    05/01/2023
  • I let ChatGPT write this. And it did not go well.
    04/01/2023
  • Recently, I’ve had some thoughts about sand.
    03/01/2023
  • Crowds at New Year's EveHow to make better New Year’s resolutions in 2023.
    02/01/2023
  • fire burning in the street at nightWell, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
    12/30/2022
  • forest covered in white fogA friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.
    12/01/2022
  • gray and black galaxy wallpaperThe future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
    11/01/2022
  • person in black and grey raglan hoodie near body of waterWhy it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
    10/01/2022
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The CrosbyReport™ is written by former Advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown tourist, Peter Crosby. Typed up while day-drinking in Tampa, Florida, this site chronicles Peter’s travels to far more interesting places around the world. All writing and photos are licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 unless otherwise noted.

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