The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.read more >
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For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.read more >
I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.read more >
Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest.read more >
We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people.read more >
Was I becoming a mindless cog in the ruling establishment’s New World Order?read more >
Writing this newsletter is a thankless and unnecessary job, but if I don’t do it, who will?read more >