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Try the calmest, most relaxing form of flying that doesn’t require LSD.

A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.

While researching Pompeii, I stumbled upon a photo of “Pompeii’s unluckiest guy” on CNN, and he inspired the following skit.

When given the opportunity to witness squirrels’ activities in the wild, a number of questions come to mind.

We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.

We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle.

Here’s why you might live to regret eating calamari, octopus, or other cephalopods. Or you might not.

Guys like Einstein, Tesla, and Jobs could only dream of having the impact of this genius.

Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?

It’s a good thing I didn’t have any musical talent, in retrospect.