The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
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This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for my CrosbyReport™ email newsletters. After I send around a new email every month, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity and the ages. That way, new visitors to my site—people just like you—can see what they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of peak. Enjoy!
My losing battle against cats and the malevolent Gods of Irony.
The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
The greatest thing that almost never happened to your mouth.
For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.
I was gruntled once as a child, but I somehow survived to tell the story.
I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.
Florida’s return to normalcy, or at least what passes for normal.
Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest.
Surviving our inevitable dystopian future (hope you’re a strong swimmer).
We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people.
Thinking for yourself is overrated according to my new mind-control chip.
Was I becoming a mindless cog in the ruling establishment’s New World Order?
Let’s talk about lawn maintenance and murder.
Below my lawn’s yellowing surface grass—unbeknownst to me—certain death was waiting.
How a reader’s comment inspired me to exploit my friends.
Writing this newsletter is a thankless and unnecessary job, but if I don’t do it, who will?
The CrosbyReport™ quantum conundrum.
Who gets my email newsletter and who doesn’t? Only the subatomic realm knows for sure.
Sadly, the lizard situation at my home does not end well.
I spend most of my waking hours staring out my window at “Craig,” a horny brown anole lizard.
Where are we going and how did we get in this hand-basket?
I think we can all agree that 2020 hasn’t turned out like any of us expected, right?
Corona-crisis: An unsolicited message from our CEO.
In these troubled times, the world turns to its CEOs for leadership, guidance, and empty platitudes.
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For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.
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I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.
read more >
Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest.
read more >
We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people.
read more >
Was I becoming a mindless cog in the ruling establishment’s New World Order?
read more >
Below my lawn’s yellowing surface grass—unbeknownst to me—certain death was waiting.
read more >
Writing this newsletter is a thankless and unnecessary job, but if I don’t do it, who will?
read more >