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Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
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Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.

12/30/202201/18/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

To be fair, sixteen years was a good run.

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A friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.
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A friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.

12/01/202212/04/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Christmas can give you PTSD. But is there anything more nerve-wracking than the run-up to the big day?

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The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
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The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.

11/01/202211/03/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

The future of travel will no doubt be shaped by the images generated by the James Webb Space Telescope and UFOs.

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Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
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Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.

10/01/202211/03/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

While doing it might turn out better for you, I wouldn’t recommend it.

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Hate flying? That’s because you’re doing it wrong.
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Hate flying? That’s because you’re doing it wrong.

09/01/202211/03/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Try the calmest, most relaxing form of flying that doesn’t require LSD.

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A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.
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A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.

08/01/202208/16/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

While researching Pompeii, I stumbled upon a photo of “Pompeii’s unluckiest guy” on CNN, and he inspired the following skit.

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Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
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Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.

07/02/202211/03/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

When given the opportunity to witness squirrels’ activities in the wild, a number of questions come to mind.

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Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
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Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.

06/01/202206/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.

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How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
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How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.

04/01/202204/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle.

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  • Palm Springs, California: Now we can say we went there.
    05/10/1998
  • Napa Valley: Where classy people overpay to get plastered.
    12/10/2014
  • There are lots of things to do in Mazatlán Mexico and lots of reasons not to do any of them.
    11/18/2008
  • Urubamba Valley, Peru: aka “Yucay Valley,” aka “Sacred Valley,” aka “Holy Crap! Valley.”
    06/07/2012
  • Jamaica: Land of sun, fun and Cohibas.
    11/10/1996
  • The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.
    11/27/2022
  • Santa Cruz California: It’s as close as NorCal comes to having a real beach.
    06/14/2013

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  • fire burning in the street at nightWell, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
    12/30/2022
  • forest covered in white fogA friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.
    12/01/2022
  • gray and black galaxy wallpaperThe future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
    11/01/2022
  • person in black and grey raglan hoodie near body of waterWhy it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
    10/01/2022
  • Hate flying? That’s because you’re doing it wrong.
    09/01/2022
  • A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.
    08/01/2022
  • Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
    07/02/2022
  • Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
    06/01/2022
  • How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
    04/01/2022
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