The CrosbyReport™ Newsletter Archive & Repository
This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for the CrosbyReport™ email newsletters that I send out once a month. After I send a new email, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity, the ages, and SEO purposes. That way, first-time visitors to my website—people just like you, probably—can see all that they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of pique. Enjoy!
A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.
While researching Pompeii, I stumbled upon a photo of “Pompeii’s unluckiest guy” on CNN, and he inspired the following skit.
Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
When given the opportunity to witness squirrels’ activities in the wild, a number of questions come to mind.
Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.
How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle.
5 reasons why eating octopuses isn’t just disgusting, it’s dangerous.
Here’s why you might live to regret eating calamari, octopus, or other cephalopods. Or you might not.
An open letter to the unsung genius whose beloved invention will be the death of us all.
Guys like Einstein, Tesla, and Jobs could only dream of having the impact of this genius.
Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.
Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?
As a child, I came perilously close to having a career in music.
It’s a good thing I didn’t have any musical talent, in retrospect.
Why aren’t people more thankful for mobile technology? Oh, riiiight.
I know where all the hatred for mobile phones is coming from.
My losing battle against cats and the malevolent Gods of Irony.
The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
The greatest thing that almost never happened to your mouth.
For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.
I was gruntled once as a child, but I somehow survived to tell the story.
I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.
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