This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for my CrosbyReport™ email newsletters. After I send around a new email every month, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity and the ages. That way, new visitors to my site—people just like you—can see what they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of peak. Enjoy!
The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.
I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.
Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest.
We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people.
Was I becoming a mindless cog in the ruling establishment’s New World Order?
Below my lawn’s yellowing surface grass—unbeknownst to me—certain death was waiting.
Writing this newsletter is a thankless and unnecessary job, but if I don’t do it, who will?
Who gets my email newsletter and who doesn’t? Only the subatomic realm knows for sure.
I spend most of my waking hours staring out my window at “Craig,” a horny brown anole lizard.
I think we can all agree that 2020 hasn’t turned out like any of us expected, right?
In these troubled times, the world turns to its CEOs for leadership, guidance, and empty platitudes.