This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for the CrosbyReport™ email newsletters that I send out once a month. After I send a new email, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity, the ages, and SEO purposes. That way, first-time visitors to my website—people just like you, probably—can see all that they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of pique. Enjoy!
Whoever scripted the dream I had last night was an unoriginal hack.
Frankly, I expect more of my dreams than a standard “visitation” from my recently deceased mother.
Our failed attempt at becoming doomsday preppers.
We thought we could be self-sufficient, but our neighbors will have to look elsewhere for their hero.
Unsolicited thoughts from a Trader Joe’s cashier.
You never really know what people are thinking until they tell you, unprompted.
The all-too timely demise of my 8-year-old MacBook Pro.
The cause of my aging computer’s timely death was my own damn hubris.
A confession: I’m not the person a lot of people think I am.
There’s “imposter syndrome,” and there’s whatever this thing I have is.
How I solved my wife’s snoring problem.
After decades of failed attempts, I stumbled upon a solution that appears to be working.
I let ChatGPT write this. And it did not go well.
Does artificial intelligence spell the end of life as we know it? Probably.
Recently, I’ve had some thoughts about sand.
Sand is a good metaphor for the callous and uncaring universe that will one day kill us all.
How to make better New Year’s resolutions in 2023.
Over 60% of people fail to keep New Year’s resolutions because they choose the wrong ones.
Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
To be fair, sixteen years was a good run.
