The CrosbyReport™ Newsletter Archive & Repository

This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for the CrosbyReport™ email newsletters that I send out once a month. After I send a new email, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity, the ages, and SEO purposes. That way, first-time visitors to my website—people just like you, probably—can see all that they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of pique. Enjoy!
Recently, I’ve had some thoughts about sand.
Sand is a good metaphor for the callous and uncaring universe that will one day kill us all.
How to make better New Year’s resolutions in 2023.
Over 60% of people fail to keep New Year’s resolutions because they choose the wrong ones.
Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
To be fair, sixteen years was a good run.
A friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.
Christmas can give you PTSD. But is there anything more nerve-wracking than the run-up to the big day?
The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
The future of travel will no doubt be shaped by the images generated by the James Webb Space Telescope and UFOs.
Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
While doing it might turn out better for you, I wouldn’t recommend it.
Hate flying? That’s because you’re doing it wrong.
Try the calmest, most relaxing form of flying that doesn’t require LSD.
A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.
While researching Pompeii, I stumbled upon a photo of “Pompeii’s unluckiest guy” on CNN, and he inspired the following skit.
Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
When given the opportunity to witness squirrels’ activities in the wild, a number of questions come to mind.
Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.