The CrosbyReport™ Newsletter Archive & Repository
This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for the CrosbyReport™ email newsletters that I send out once a month. After I send a new email, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity, the ages, and SEO purposes. That way, first-time visitors to my website—people just like you, probably—can see all that they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of pique. Enjoy!
The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
The future of travel will no doubt be shaped by the images generated by the James Webb Space Telescope and UFOs.
Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
While doing it might turn out better for you, I wouldn’t recommend it.
Hate flying? That’s because you’re doing it wrong.
Try the calmest, most relaxing form of flying that doesn’t require LSD.
A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.
While researching Pompeii, I stumbled upon a photo of “Pompeii’s unluckiest guy” on CNN, and he inspired the following skit.
Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
When given the opportunity to witness squirrels’ activities in the wild, a number of questions come to mind.
Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.
How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle.
5 reasons why eating octopuses isn’t just disgusting, it’s dangerous.
Here’s why you might live to regret eating calamari, octopus, or other cephalopods. Or you might not.
An open letter to the unsung genius whose beloved invention will be the death of us all.
Guys like Einstein, Tesla, and Jobs could only dream of having the impact of this genius.
Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.
Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?