newsletters25 views3 minute read Surviving our inevitable dystopian future (hope you’re a strong swimmer).Peter Crosby06/02/2021 We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people. View Post
newsletters16 views3 minute read Thinking for yourself is overrated according to my new mind-control chip.Peter Crosby05/01/2021 Was I becoming a mindless cog in the ruling establishment’s New World Order? View Post
newsletters20 views4 minute read Let’s talk about lawn maintenance and murder.Peter Crosby04/01/2021 Below my lawn’s yellowing surface grass—unbeknownst to me—certain death was waiting. View Post
newsletters39 views2 minute read How a reader’s comment inspired me to exploit my friends.Peter Crosby03/02/2021 Writing this newsletter is a thankless and unnecessary job, but if I don’t do it, who will? View Post
newsletters26 views2 minute read The CrosbyReport™ quantum conundrum.Peter Crosby12/20/2020 Who gets my email newsletter and who doesn’t? Only the subatomic realm knows for sure. View Post
newsletters68 views2 minute read Sadly, the lizard situation at my home does not end well.Peter Crosby09/01/2020 I spend most of my waking hours staring out my window at “Craig,” a horny brown anole lizard. View Post
newsletters46 views1 minute read Where are we going and how did we get in this hand-basket?Peter Crosby08/07/2020 I think we can all agree that 2020 hasn’t turned out like any of us expected, right? View Post
newsletters56 views2 minute read Corona-crisis: An unsolicited message from our CEO.Peter Crosby04/21/2020 In these troubled times, the world turns to its CEOs for leadership, guidance, and empty platitudes. View Post
newsletters37 views3 minute read Greetings from Hell: My long overdue return to Florida.Peter Crosby01/20/2020 Twenty three years after I left Florida for my career, it was time to return to my adopted hometown. View Post