newsletters45 views2 minute read Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.Peter Crosby06/01/2022 We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns. View Post
newsletters15 views2 minute read How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.Peter Crosby04/01/2022 We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle. View Post
newsletters94 views2 minute read 5 reasons why eating octopuses isn’t just disgusting, it’s dangerous.Peter Crosby03/01/2022 Here’s why you might live to regret eating calamari, octopus, or other cephalopods. Or you might not. View Post
newsletters14 views2 minute read An open letter to the unsung genius whose beloved invention will be the death of us all.Peter Crosby02/01/2022 Guys like Einstein, Tesla, and Jobs could only dream of having the impact of this genius. View Post
newsletters18 views2 minute read Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.Peter Crosby01/01/2022 Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it? View Post
newsletters46 views2 minute read As a child, I came perilously close to having a career in music.Peter Crosby12/01/2021 It’s a good thing I didn’t have any musical talent, in retrospect. View Post
newsletters29 views2 minute read Why aren’t people more thankful for mobile technology? Oh, riiiight.Peter Crosby11/01/2021 I know where all the hatred for mobile phones is coming from. View Post
newsletters22 views2 minute read My losing battle against cats and the malevolent Gods of Irony.Peter Crosby10/02/2021 The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit. View Post
The CrosbyReport™ Newsletter Archive & Repository This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for the CrosbyReport™ email newsletters that I send out once a month. After I send a new email, I archive it here on… View Post
newsletters33 views2 minute read The greatest thing that almost never happened to your mouth.Peter Crosby09/01/2021 For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole. View Post
newsletters52 views2 minute read I was gruntled once as a child, but I somehow survived to tell the story.Peter Crosby08/02/2021 I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience. View Post
newsletters31 views2 minute read Florida’s return to normalcy, or at least what passes for normal.Peter Crosby07/01/2021 Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest. View Post