Media empire relocates its global operations to Florida.

After 23 years in the San Francisco Bay Area, we’re moving back to the Sunshine State.
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, CA – NEWSWIRE (08/01/2019)

The CrosbyReport™ media empire shutters its West Coast operations.

On October 1st, 2019, the CrosbyReport™ and its subsidiaries will be closing down West operations and moving back to . The company intends to refocus its efforts on a new core mission of relaxing, tanning, and crafting fine, -based entertainment.

All (both) employees will be relocated, at their own expense, to the CrosbyReport Home Office in the Tampa Bay area. Until then, the company will continue operating at full capacity out of their current Silicon Valley campus.

The CrosbyReport™ media empire is grateful for your support.

The company wishes to thank its customers, partners, and vendors who made their initial expansion into the Bay Area back in 1997 so successful. It was a long strange trip, and you will all be missed.

About the CrosbyReport™

Originally intended to eliminate the arduous task of numerous personalized correspondences to family and friends, The CrosbyReport™ content site has blossomed into a massive black-hole of wasted time and resources, causing its author, , not merely marital strife and near-crippling financial debt, but the early stages of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome as well.

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