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Credible evidence that UFOs once existed. [POTD]
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Credible evidence that UFOs once existed. [POTD]

08/01/201407/12/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Another “Pic Of The Day” in which I choose a favorite photo and republish it here so it looks like I blog more often than I do.

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Egypt Africa: The world’s most ancient civilization (and it has the dust to prove it).
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Egypt Africa: The world’s most ancient civilization (and it has the dust to prove it).

12/23/201012/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Some of the earliest developments of writing, agriculture, urbanization, religion and government happened here first. Why? Aliens, duh.

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Travel Reports

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    11/18/2008
  • Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
    03/17/2020
  • Tel Aviv is located in the Holy Land yet, weirdly, it’s never once mentioned in the Bible.
    11/07/2022
  • Santorini is so stunningly beautiful, it makes Crete look like garbage.
    07/06/2006
  • The Playboy Mansion, LA: I’ve finally found my dream house.
    11/10/2003
  • What to do in Ithaca New York other than getting drunk, stoned, or a college degree.
    08/18/2018

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