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A natural Phuket phenomenon. No, I mean behind the fat guy. [POTD]
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A natural Phuket phenomenon. No, I mean behind the fat guy. [POTD]

07/18/201405/20/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Another “Pic Of The Day” in which I choose a favorite photo and republish it here so it looks like I blog more often than I do.

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Phuket, Thailand: It’s called ‘poo-KET,’ not FOO-ket (and definitely not ‘FUK-it’).
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Phuket, Thailand: It’s called ‘poo-KET,’ not FOO-ket (and definitely not ‘FUK-it’).

01/02/201401/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

We’d heard that Phuket was popular. Despite that, we decided to go there anyway.

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Bangkok Thailand: A lot fewer prostitutes and lady-boys than we expected.
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Bangkok Thailand: A lot fewer prostitutes and lady-boys than we expected.

01/02/201401/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

We expected Bangkok to be a den of unspeakable acts of human depravity—I mean, why else go?

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