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Reading, England: It’s close to a lot of other, better places to visit.
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Reading, England: It’s close to a lot of other, better places to visit.

03/02/201012/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Not to be confused with Reading, California where I have also been and which is not great, either.

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London, England: London calling. (Collect, most likely.)
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London, England: London calling. (Collect, most likely.)

05/16/200301/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Despite being of English descent, I’d never visited the Motherland before. And, as it turned out, with good reason.

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Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.
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Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.

05/14/200312/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We wanted to see the Old World before it gets too old and flabby.

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Travel Reports

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    11/10/1996
  • Costa Rica: Two weeks in rustic Nirvana.
    10/12/2000
  • Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.
    07/07/2010
  • San Francisco, CA: Thoughts on the West Coast of America.
    11/10/1998
  • Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.
    03/03/2020
  • Seoul Korea: The city where smartphones never sleep.
    09/30/2014
  • Vancouver British Columbia: You know, Canada’s good city.
    02/10/2000

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