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The Galápagos Islands: We take a vacation from Natural Selection.
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The Galápagos Islands: We take a vacation from Natural Selection.

06/12/201201/23/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Want to see how much better the world would be if humans never existed? This is the closest you’ll get.

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Quito Ecuador: The world’s second-highest capital city (and not because they legalized drugs).
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Quito Ecuador: The world’s second-highest capital city (and not because they legalized drugs).

06/11/201201/23/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Though Quito was merely the second capital of the Inca Empire, it was, and still is, first in “cities surrounded on all sides by active volcanoes.”

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Travel Reports

  • Bali, Indonesia: Newsflash, it’s beautiful.
    11/21/2005
  • Amalfi Italy was once a major port, so some lazy Italians named the entire coast after it.
    05/11/2022
  • Amsterdam is the (Nether)land of pot, prostitution, and polders.
    10/10/2017
  • Phuket, Thailand: It’s called ‘poo-KET,’ not FOO-ket (and definitely not ‘FUK-it’).
    01/02/2014
  • Everything you were told about Bethlehem as a kid was a lie.
    11/10/2022
  • Cancun Mexico: It’s not all beer chugging and wet t-shirt contests (dammit).
    11/18/2008
  • Cabo San Lucas: A spectacular paradise we’ll probably never go back to.
    10/09/2002

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    05/01/2023
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    04/01/2023
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    03/01/2023
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    12/30/2022
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    11/01/2022
  • person in black and grey raglan hoodie near body of waterWhy it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
    10/01/2022
  • Hate flying? That’s because you’re doing it wrong.
    09/01/2022
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