When was the last time you had peanuts? Or maybe, peanut butter? Well, if you're like me, you're eating it right now. Right out of the jar. With a knife. Hey, don't judge me! Sure, peanuts are tasty, but they're also a lie. And the truth has been covered up for centuries.
Peanuts aren't actually nuts, they're freakin' beans!
Yet, why isn't anyone upset about this cover-up? Why aren't people rioting in the streets about this blatant deception? I'll tell you why. Because the FTC, FDA, and mainstream media are being paid to stay quiet about it.
This cover-up is being banked by Big Legume.
So, by tricking people into believing that beans are nuts, Big Legume now has more than enough money to buy-off anyone who might discover the cover-up and leak their dark secret. All of which begs the obvious question: Where's my effing check?!?