The lizards down here are the coolest. Unlike those annoying cockroaches and spiders–who flock to my kitchen like a welfare recipient to a government cheese truck–when they see anyone coming, they scram. They don't want anything to do with you. I guess it's sort of understandable, though. They're probably still sore about losing world dominance.
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