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Edinburgh, Scotland: A city of culture, arts, science, and god&@#^! bagpipes.
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Edinburgh, Scotland: A city of culture, arts, science, and god&@#^! bagpipes.

09/25/201212/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Seriously, what the hell were the Scottish thinking when they invented that damn noise-maker?

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Reading, England: It’s close to a lot of other, better places to visit.
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Reading, England: It’s close to a lot of other, better places to visit.

03/02/201012/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Not to be confused with Reading, California where I have also been and which is not great, either.

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London, England: London calling. (Collect, most likely.)
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London, England: London calling. (Collect, most likely.)

05/16/200301/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Despite being of English descent, I’d never visited the Motherland before. And, as it turned out, with good reason.

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Travel Reports

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    02/10/2001
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    06/04/2012
  • Florence Italy: You say “Florence,” I say “Firenze.” And I’d be right.
    05/16/2003
  • Amalfi Italy was once a major port, so some lazy Italians named the entire coast after it.
    05/11/2022
  • Positano Italy is so superficially attractive, I can’t believe it hasn’t leaked a sex tape.
    05/12/2022
  • The towns along Italy’s Amalfi Coast were clearly built by human/mountain goat hybrids.
    05/11/2022
  • Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
    03/17/2020

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