When writing my CrosbyReports, the destinations themselves are of little importance. In fact, to be perfectly honest, they’re almost beside the point. They’re nothing more than a subject or topic around which to make stupid jokes. So if you’re expecting to learn something useful about travel destinations like Lisbon, the Sahara, or Tahiti, you’ll be sorely disappointed. My apologies.
Los Angeles, CA: The Mondrian, aka “Our trip to Pretentiousville.”
On a recent trip to LA, I had the opportunity to stay at the famed Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles.
Jamaica: Land of sun, fun, and Cohibas.
We visit a Caribbean paradise and like it. Mostly.
Oahu Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
We get suckered into judging the advertising of people who live in paradise, and we were not okay with it.
Miami and Key West: Our virgin visit.
We drive down to Miami and Key West for the hell of it.
San Francisco California: I’m now totally bi (coastal, that is).
I just flew back from a wild weekend in California. And boy, are my arms tired.
Orlando Florida: We pay homage to “The Rat.”
The year was 1975 when I first went to Disney World, and I haven’t been back until now.