Travel Destinations
When writing my CrosbyReports, the Travel Destinations are of no importance and are, to be perfectly honest, almost beside the point. They’re nothing more than a subject or topic around which to make stupid jokes. So if you’re expecting to learn something useful about destinations like Lisbon, the Sahara, or Tahiti, you will be sorely disappointed. My apologies.
Gilroy, California: The garlic capital and most vampire-free city in America.
Do you like garlic? I mean, really like garlic?
Palm Springs, California: Now we can say we went there.
We’d gone to Palm Springs for its warm, desert climate, but stayed for its Mid-Century Modern vibe.
Miami to San Francisco: We drive 3,504 miles in seven days.
We make the most life-changing move of our lives, to the promised land: California.
Los Angeles, CA: The Mondrian, aka “Our trip to Pretentiousville.”
On a recent trip to LA, I had the opportunity to stay at the famed Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles.
Jamaica: Land of sun, fun and Cohibas.
We visit a Caribbean paradise and like it. Mostly.
Oahu, Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
When the chance for a free trip to Oahu presented itself, I pounced like a hungry cheetah on a weakened caribou.
Miami and Key West: Our virgin visit.
We drive down to Miami and Key West for the hell of it.
San Francisco California: I’m now totally bi (coastal, that is).
I just flew back from a wild weekend in California. And boy, are my arms tired.
Orlando Florida: We pay homage to “The Rat.”
The year was 1975 when I first went to DisneyWorld, and I haven’t been back until now.