When writing my CrosbyReports, the Travel Destinations are of no importance and are, to be perfectly honest, almost beside the point. They’re nothing more than a subject or topic around which to make stupid jokes. So if you’re expecting to learn something useful about destinations like Lisbon, the Sahara, or Tahiti, you will be sorely disappointed. My apologies.
Once in a while, I get the chance to go somewhere far away for a stupid length of time, and Seoul recently made that list.
Since throwing off the yolk of authoritarianism, the Czechs have been disinclined to pass restrictive laws so what more reason do you need to go?
That was just a slip of the tongue, I swear, Mom! I mean, MAN! No, wait! Can I start over?!?
When a nation spends almost its entire GNP on a single soiree, you really want to get on that invitation list.
What do I do look like, a crazy person? Yeah, that’s not happening. Ever. Forget about it.
When you think of Germany, you probably think of Hitler. But guess where he got his start?
We’d heard that Phuket was popular. Despite that, we decided to go there anyway.
We expected Bangkok to be a vile den of unspeakable horrors and human degradation, I mean, why else go?
NorCal is nothing like SoCal, despite what Hollywood movies would have you believe.
A tropical paradise that makes visitors forget their troubles, worries, and fashion sense.
Seriously, what the hell were the Scottish thinking when they invented that damn noise-maker?
Want to see how much better the world would be if humans never existed? This is the closest you’ll get.