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Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?
It’s a good thing I didn’t have any musical talent, in retrospect.
I know where all the hatred for mobile phones is coming from.
The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.
I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.
Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest.
We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people.
Was I becoming a mindless cog in the ruling establishment’s New World Order?
Below my lawn’s yellowing surface grass—unbeknownst to me—certain death was waiting.