This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for the CrosbyReport™ email newsletters that I send out once a month. After I send a new email, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity, the ages, and SEO purposes. That way, first-time visitors to my website—people just like you, probably—can see all that they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of pique. Enjoy!
Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.
Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?
As a child, I came perilously close to having a career in music.
It’s a good thing I didn’t have any musical talent, in retrospect.
Why aren’t people more thankful for mobile technology? Oh, riiiight.
I know where all the hatred for mobile phones is coming from.
My losing battle against cats and the malevolent Gods of Irony.
The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.
The greatest thing that almost never happened to your mouth.
For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.
I was gruntled once as a child, but I somehow survived to tell the story.
I’m finally in a place where I can now talk honestly about the whole experience.
Florida’s return to normalcy, or at least what passes for normal.
Expect any hugging to be awkward and unnatural until 2023 at the earliest.
Surviving our inevitable dystopian future (hope you’re a strong swimmer).
We were warned about this. By Kevin Costner, of all people.
Thinking for yourself is overrated according to my new mind-control chip.
Was I becoming a mindless cog in the ruling establishment’s New World Order?
Let’s talk about lawn maintenance and murder.
Below my lawn’s yellowing surface grass—unbeknownst to me—certain death was waiting.
