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Seattle: It’s not always rainy, miserable, and bleak (or so they tell me).
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Seattle: It’s not always rainy, miserable, and bleak (or so they tell me).

05/02/201512/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Seattle is famous for its horrible weather, so it’s no surprise that I don’t live there and never will.

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