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Film director saves travelers the trouble of ever visiting Turkey.

Film director saves travelers the trouble of ever visiting Turkey.

10/10/201404/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Turkey is on my list of Destinations To Visit (just not anytime soon).

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