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Wait, how long have we been parked on this f@$#%ing tarmac?!?
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Wait, how long have we been parked on this f@$#%ing tarmac?!?

06/10/201504/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Traveling can kill hours that you’ll never get back. Why not know exactly how many?

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