Do you like to travel? Can you read? Then you should buy—and maybe even read—my forthcoming travel advice book. Why? Because after writing ads and trotting the globe for 30+ years, I’ve finally written a book about it—with chapters and everything. You’ll learn stuff like: Where to vacation when you only speak English What to…
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In March of 2020, while we were working our way through Portugal and Morocco, a global pandemic was working its way through China, Korea, Europe, and even the United States. The coronavirus—or “COVID-19” as everyone calls it except Trump—is catchier than the Baby Shark song, and only slightly less destructive to humanity. Surviving the global…
Twenty three years after I left Florida for my career, it was time to return to my adopted hometown.Continue readingGreetings from Hell: My long overdue return to Florida.
What makes the CrosbyReport™ so adequate? Consider these three entirely plausible reasons.
Are you getting soft? Is your life too cushy and comfortable? Do you long for the lifestyle that your forefathers worked their entire lives to escape?
Sure, I’m a retired now, but writing travel reports hardly qualifies as a good reason not to lie by the pool. So I’ll get around to finishing this report when I get around to it. Okay? Okay. Come back in a few weeks, it might be up by then, you know…if it rains a lot.
Ithaca puts two schools of higher learning—bastions of radical, anti-establishment, and progressive thought—on the southern tip of Cayuga Lake, the middle finger of the Finger Lakes Region.
Few other travel destinations offer tourists as many different and dangerous ways to painfully die.
Oaxaca, Mexico is a full eight-hour drive from the nearest coast. What the hell, am I right?