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Barcelona Spain reminds me of San Diego, only with arts and culture.
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Barcelona Spain reminds me of San Diego, only with arts and culture.

05/22/201511/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Like hot, dry weather, and tiny plates of ham? Then you’ll love Barcelona.

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Seville Spain was built on stolen gold and, from the looks of the place, a shipload of it.
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Seville Spain was built on stolen gold and, from the looks of the place, a shipload of it.

05/15/201511/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Seville was a dumping ground for all the gold Conquistadors pillaged from Aztecs, Mayans, Incas, and anyone else in South America who wasn’t Catholic.

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Afraid of heights? Ronda Spain will give you lots to talk about with your therapist.
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Afraid of heights? Ronda Spain will give you lots to talk about with your therapist.

05/14/201511/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Do you get nervous on elevators and balconies? Then you’re not going to love Ronda Spain.

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Of Spain’s many exceptional towns and cities, Madrid is the most tragically ordinary.
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Of Spain’s many exceptional towns and cities, Madrid is the most tragically ordinary.

05/10/201511/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

In any other country, Madrid would be a must-see city. But in Spain, it’s just a meh one.

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Travel Reports

  • Gilroy, California: The garlic capital and most vampire-free city in America.
    09/05/1998
  • Alaska, the final frontier: These are the voyages of the cruise ship Mercury.
    04/12/2001
  • Urubamba Valley, Peru: aka “Yucay Valley,” aka “Sacred Valley,” aka “Holy Crap! Valley.”
    06/07/2012
  • There are lots of things to do in Mazatlán Mexico and lots of reasons not to do any of them.
    11/18/2008
  • Barcelona Spain reminds me of San Diego, only with arts and culture.
    05/22/2015
  • Yosemite California: Nature at its most naturiest.
    10/08/2011
  • Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
    03/11/2020

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The CrosbyReport™ is written by former Advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown humorist, Peter Crosby. Typed up while day-drinking in Tampa, Florida, this site chronicles his travels to more interesting cities and towns all around the world. All writing and photos are licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 unless otherwise noted.

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