Skip to content

CrosbyReport™

Peter Crosby’s satirical take on travel.

New here?
Destinations
- Most Recent
- Africa
- Asia
- Europe
- North America
- Oceania
- South America
Newsletters
Blog
Books

Search for:

Tag: social media

Your guide to getting started with Mastodon.

Your guide to getting started with Mastodon.

01/06/202301/26/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Mastodon is the solution to the social media problem.

Travel Reports

Paris France: The city of lights and total jerks.
05/16/2003
Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
03/11/2020
Gilroy, California: The garlic capital and most vampire-free city in America.
09/05/1998
Singapore: It’s like Miami only with a lot more Asians.
10/16/2004
Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
03/19/2020
No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.
03/06/2020
Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.
03/04/2020

QUICK LINKS

AUSTRIA AUSTRALIA BELIZE CANADA CARIBBEAN CENTRAL AMERICA CHINA COSTA RICA ECUADOR EGYPT ENGLAND FRANCE GERMANY HUNGARY INDONESIA IRELAND ITALY JAPAN KOREA MALAYSIA MEXICO MOROCCO NETHERLANDS PERU POLYNESIA PORTUGAL OCEANIA SCOTLAND SINGAPORE SPAIN THAILAND USA

Latest Newsletters

Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
12/30/2022
A friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.
12/01/2022
The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
11/01/2022
Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
10/01/2022
Hate flying? That’s because you’re doing it wrong.
09/01/2022
A day in the death of Pompeii’s unluckiest bastard.
08/01/2022
Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
07/02/2022
Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
06/01/2022
How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
04/01/2022

QUICK LINKS

Australia | Austria | Belize | Canada | Caribbean | China | Costa Rica | Ecuador | Egypt | England | France | Germany | Greece | Guatemala | Hungary | Indonesia | Ireland | Israel | Italy | Jamaica | Japan | Jordan | South Korea | Malaysia | Mexico | Morocco | Netherlands | Peru | Polynesia | Portugal | Scotland | Singapore | Spain | Thailand | United Kingdom | United States

(CC)OPYRIGHT

The CrosbyReport,™ a satirical website and email newsletter about travel by former advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown humorist, Peter Crosby, is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.

Mastodon

QUESTIONS TO ASK YOURSELF

Do you cheat on your spouse a lot? Save 30% off your first purchase of farm-direct flowers from The Bouqs.
You got a deviant fetish or weird hobby? Build a website on Dreamhost (they’ve been hosting mine since 2005).
Is the nudity on HBO always blurry? Update the Rx lenses in frames you already own with Lensabl.
Are you afraid of losing your porn collection? Encrypt and backup your filth to the cloud with Backblaze.
Want your home to achieve sentience? Get robot vacs, security cams, doorbells, and other Eufy products.
Tired of your phone bill constantly going up? Only T-Mobile isn’t actively trying to screw over its own customers.
Sliding into crippling credit card debt? Get 1.5% cash back on everything with CapitalOne—no annual fees.
Bugs and weeds effing up your lawn? Slaughter them wholesale without toxic chemicals using Sunday.