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You don’t have to be royalty to enjoy the Portuguese Riviera, but it helps.
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You don’t have to be royalty to enjoy the Portuguese Riviera, but it helps.

03/06/202001/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Ask about our “Exiled Royal Family” discount—heirs to the throne eat free!

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Travel Reports

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    06/07/2012
  • Barcelona Spain reminds me of San Diego, only with arts and culture.
    05/22/2015
  • Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
    03/14/2020
  • Munich Germany is home to high-tech business and even higher-octane beer.
    05/23/2014
  • Redding California: It’s close to a lot of other, better places to visit.
    09/03/2010
  • New Orleans, Louisiana: Hey, who got their Europe in our America?
    08/31/2007
  • Beijing China: San Francisco’s Chinatown doesn’t hold a candle to it.
    04/22/2005

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