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Rome Italy: The cradle of civilization (and toga parties).
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Rome Italy: The cradle of civilization (and toga parties).

05/16/200312/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We boarded the 747 figuring, “What more harm could another plane full of self-important hicks do to America’s already sagging reputation overseas?”

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Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.
Europetravel

Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.

05/14/200312/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We wanted to see the Old World before it gets too old and flabby.

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Travel Reports

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    09/03/2010
  • Miami and Key West: Our virgin visit.
    11/21/1994
  • Beijing China: San Francisco’s Chinatown doesn’t hold a candle to it.
    04/22/2005
  • Guerneville, CA: Get away from everything (including cell coverage).
    08/15/2015
  • Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.
    03/04/2020
  • Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.
    05/14/2003
  • Lake Tahoe, Nevada: Recalibrate your idea of what the color blue looks like.
    09/16/1998

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