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San Juan, Puerto Rico: Where so many speak Spanish, you think you’re in California.
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San Juan, Puerto Rico: Where so many speak Spanish, you think you’re in California.

05/11/200712/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We spent a week in the not-so-exotic — but still technically foreign — Commonwealth of Puerto Rico.

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