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No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.
Europetravel

No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.

03/06/202001/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Experience Europe in its most concentrated form.

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    06/03/2012
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    05/15/2015
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    11/07/2022
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    03/10/1997
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    07/06/2006

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