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Bora Bora is the world’s leading producer of aqua and teal.
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Bora Bora is the world’s leading producer of aqua and teal.

04/06/201712/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Who knew that aqua and teal were real colors that actually existed in the real world?

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Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.
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Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.

01/02/201706/30/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Tahiti makes Bali look like Detroit, Michigan in the winter.

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Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.
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Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.

07/07/201011/08/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

It came as a shock when our plane touched down in the Proterozoic Era.

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Oahu, Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
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Oahu, Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.

10/10/199611/08/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

When the chance for a free trip to Oahu presented itself, I pounced like a hungry cheetah on a weakened caribou.

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