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It’s the lowest price you’ll find on my free email newsletter, anywhere.

It’s the lowest price you’ll find on my free email newsletter, anywhere.

11/25/202210/10/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

I shafted my staff and passed the savings on to you!

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Amsterdam is the (Nether)land of pot, prostitution, and polders.
10/10/2017
Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
03/14/2020
Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.
11/22/2016
Jerusalem may be popular with Christians, but Jesus probably hated the godforsaken place.
11/09/2022
The Galápagos Islands: We take a vacation from Natural Selection.
06/12/2012
San Francisco, CA: Thoughts on the West Coast of America.
11/10/1998
San Juan, Puerto Rico: Where so many speak Spanish, you think you’re in California.
05/11/2007

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