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Why you should visit Australia in spite of all the things that could kill you.
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Why you should visit Australia in spite of all the things that could kill you.

04/26/201812/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Few other travel destinations offer tourists as many different and dangerous ways to painfully die.

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Bora Bora is the world’s leading producer of aqua and teal.
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Bora Bora is the world’s leading producer of aqua and teal.

04/06/201712/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Who knew that aqua and teal were real colors that actually existed in the real world?

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Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.
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Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.

01/02/201706/30/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Tahiti makes Bali look like Detroit, Michigan in the winter.

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Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.
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Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.

11/22/201605/05/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Compared to Australia’s other major cities, Melbourne is a breath of fresh, and freezing Arctic air. 

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Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.
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Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.

07/07/201011/08/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

It came as a shock when our plane touched down in the Proterozoic Era.

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Oahu, Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
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Oahu, Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.

10/10/199611/08/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

When the chance for a free trip to Oahu presented itself, I pounced like a hungry cheetah on a weakened caribou.

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Travel Reports

  • 3 sights in Oaxaca Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.
    12/19/2017
  • Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.
    01/02/2017
  • Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: “Donde esta casa de cervezas?”
    04/16/1999
  • Rome Italy: The cradle of civilization (and toga parties).
    05/16/2003
  • Palm Springs, California: Now we can say we went there.
    05/10/1998
  • Quito, Ecuador: The world’s second-highest capital city (and not because they legalized drugs).
    06/11/2012
  • Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.
    05/14/2003
  • Belize: It’s like a giant saltwater aquarium that isn’t all full of fish poop.
    01/02/2016
  • San Francisco, CA: Thoughts on the West Coast of America.
    11/10/1998
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