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Why you should visit Australia in spite of all the things that could kill you.
AustraliaOceaniatravel

Why you should visit Australia in spite of all the things that could kill you.

04/26/201801/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Few other travel destinations offer tourists as many different and dangerous ways to painfully die.

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Bora Bora is the world’s leading producer of aqua and teal.
Oceaniatravel

Bora Bora is the world’s leading producer of aqua and teal.

04/06/201711/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Who knew that aqua and teal were real colors that actually existed in the real world?

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Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.
Oceaniatravel

Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.

01/02/201701/14/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Tahiti makes Bali look like Detroit, Michigan in the winter.

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Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.
AustraliaOceaniatravel

Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.

11/22/201601/14/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Compared to Australia’s other major cities, Melbourne is a breath of fresh, and freezing Arctic air. 

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Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.
North Americatravel

Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.

07/07/201001/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

It came as a shock when our plane touched down in the Proterozoic Era.

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Oahu Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
North AmericaOceaniatravel

Oahu Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.

10/10/199612/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

When the chance for a free trip to Oahu presented itself, I pounced like a hungry cheetah on a weakened caribou.

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Travel Reports

  • Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: “Donde esta casa de cervezas?”
    04/16/1999
  • Vienna Austria: Birthplace of Sigmund Freud and penis—wait…I mean, psychoanalysis!
    08/18/2014
  • Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
    03/17/2020
  • Pompeii was the orgasm capital of Ancient Rome until Mt. Vesuvius came all over the place.
    05/08/2022
  • Cusco Peru: Not everyone who lives in the Andes Mountains crashed their airplane.
    06/05/2012
  • Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
    03/10/2020
  • Jamaica: Land of sun, fun and Cohibas.
    11/10/1996

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The CrosbyReport™ is written by former Advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown humorist, Peter Crosby. Typed up while day-drinking in Tampa, Florida, this site chronicles his travels to more interesting cities and towns all around the world. All writing and photos are licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 unless otherwise noted.

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