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Sadly, the lizard situation at my home does not end well.
In one of my previous email newsletters, I wrote about how I spent most of my waking hours staring out my backyard window at “Craig,”
Where are we going and how did we get in this hand-basket?
I think we can all agree that this year has not turned out like any of us thought, right? Who would’ve predicted murder hornets? Not
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In these troubled times, the world turns to its CEOs for leadership, guidance, and platitudes.
Greetings from Hell: My long overdue return to Florida.
Twenty three years after I left Florida for my career, it was time to return to my adopted hometown.

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Media empire relocates its global operations to Florida.
After 23 years in the San Francisco Bay Area, we’re moving back to the Sunshine State.