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Lost Vegas: Check your good taste at the border.
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Lost Vegas: Check your good taste at the border.

09/03/199912/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We hopped down to Lost Vegas, home of Elvis impersonators, the Rat pack and large, overwrought mega-hotels.

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Lake Tahoe, Nevada: Recalibrate your idea of what the color blue looks like.
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Lake Tahoe, Nevada: Recalibrate your idea of what the color blue looks like.

09/16/199811/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

My wife’s mother came to town recently, and we stupidly drove the four hours from San Francisco up to Lake Tahoe. It’s only about 200 miles northeast of SF, but it took us 4 hours to drive through the damn mountains due to traffic—we were passed on the road several times by glaciers. Lake Tahoe […]

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