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Travel Reports

3 sights in Oaxaca Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.
12/19/2017
Mendocino, California: Artist colony or ineffective tourist trap?
02/10/2001
Amsterdam is the (Nether)land of pot, prostitution, and polders.
10/10/2017
Napa Valley: Where classy people overpay to get plastered.
12/10/2014
Machu Picchu, Peru: We find the “Lost City of The Incas” right where they left it.
06/09/2012
San Juan, Puerto Rico: Where so many speak Spanish, you think you’re in California.
05/11/2007
The Galápagos Islands: We take a vacation from Natural Selection.
06/12/2012

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Latest Newsletters

I confess that I’m not the person a lot of people think I am.
05/31/2023
How I solved my wife’s snoring problem.
05/01/2023
I let ChatGPT write this. And it did not go well.
04/01/2023
Recently, I’ve had some thoughts about sand.
03/01/2023
How to make better New Year’s resolutions in 2023.
02/01/2023
Well, there’s another year down in the dustbin of history.
12/30/2022
A friendly reminder that the holiday season doesn’t end in January.
12/01/2022
The future of travel isn’t terrestrial.
11/01/2022
Why it’s best to never reevaluate your life.
10/01/2022

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The CrosbyReport™ is written by former Advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown tourist, Peter Crosby. Typed up while day-drinking in Tampa, Florida, this site chronicles Peter’s travels to far more interesting places around the world. All writing and photos are licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 unless otherwise noted.

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