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Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
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Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.

03/19/202001/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

While Morocco was still allowing flights out for the time being, our window for escape was closing fast.

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Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
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Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?

03/17/202011/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

It’s yet another reason why I hate Crosby, Stills & Nash.

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Travel Reports

  • Seattle: It’s not always rainy, miserable, and bleak (or so they tell me).
    05/02/2015
  • Paris France reconsidered (albeit briefly).
    12/20/2005
  • There are lots of things to do in Mazatlán Mexico and lots of reasons not to do any of them.
    11/18/2008
  • Palm Springs, California: Now we can say we went there.
    05/10/1998
  • Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
    03/10/2020
  • Africa’s Sahara Desert is hot, dry, and sandy AF.
    03/13/2020
  • Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.
    03/03/2020

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