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London, England: London calling. (Collect, most likely.)
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London, England: London calling. (Collect, most likely.)

05/16/200301/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Despite being of English descent, I’d never visited the Motherland before. And, as it turned out, with good reason.

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Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.
Europetravel

Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.

05/14/200312/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We wanted to see the Old World before it gets too old and flabby.

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Travel Reports

  • Edinburgh, Scotland: A city of culture, arts, science, and god&@#^! bagpipes.
    09/25/2012
  • San Juan, Puerto Rico: Where so many speak Spanish, you think you’re in California.
    05/11/2007
  • No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.
    03/06/2020
  • Quito Ecuador: The world’s second-highest capital city (and not because they legalized drugs).
    06/11/2012
  • Naples Italy is dirty, noisy, and crowded. But the city has its downsides, too.
    05/07/2022
  • The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.
    11/07/2022
  • Vancouver British Columbia: You know, Canada’s good city.
    02/10/2000

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    03/01/2023
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    11/01/2022
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    10/01/2022
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