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Tag: italy

Positano Italy is so superficially attractive, I can’t believe it hasn’t leaked a sex tape.

05/12/202201/10/2023 Peter Crosby

Positano is the Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian of Italy’s Amalfi Coast. Good-looking, but light on substance.

Amalfi Italy was once a major port, so some lazy Italians named the entire coast after it.

05/11/202201/10/2023 Peter Crosby

At the mouth of a deep ravine, Amalfi Italy looks like it got vomited out of the surrounding mountains.

The towns along Italy’s Amalfi Coast were clearly built by human/mountain goat hybrids.

05/11/202201/14/2023 Peter Crosby

This part of central Italy is an unbelievably beautiful and incredibly stupid place to live.

Pompeii was the orgasm capital of Ancient Rome until Mt. Vesuvius came all over the place.

05/08/202211/30/2022 Peter Crosby

Like ancient Atlantis, this once-flourishing metropolis vanished suddenly without a trace. Or did it?

Naples Italy is dirty, noisy, and crowded. But the city has its downsides, too.

05/07/202201/14/2023 Peter Crosby

Naples Italy is a vibrant city that’s veritably overflowing with restaurants, shopping, gelato, and shipping containers.

Venice Italy: See this unforgettable city before it sinks and is forgotten.

05/16/200312/08/2022 Peter Crosby

It’s not Atlantis, not yet any way.

Florence Italy: You say “Florence,” I say “Firenze.” And I’d be right.

05/16/200311/30/2022 Peter Crosby

We took a train to Florence, Italy.

Rome Italy: The cradle of civilization (and toga parties).

05/16/200312/08/2022 Peter Crosby

We boarded the 747 figuring, “What more harm could another plane full of self-important hicks do to America’s already sagging reputation overseas?”

Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.

05/14/200312/08/2022 Peter Crosby

We wanted to see the Old World before it gets too old and flabby.