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Jerusalem may be popular with Christians, but Jesus probably hated the godforsaken place.
Asiatravel

Jerusalem may be popular with Christians, but Jesus probably hated the godforsaken place.

11/09/202203/02/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

People have been returning to Jerusalem for almost 2,000 years, but why would Jesus ever go back?

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The Holy Land inspired three bestselling books that have more devoted fans than Harry Potter.
Asiatravel

The Holy Land inspired three bestselling books that have more devoted fans than Harry Potter.

11/08/202203/22/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Visit the only place that’s a more popular backdrop for blockbuster books than Hogwarts.

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Travel Reports

  • Quito Ecuador: The world’s second-highest capital city (and not because they legalized drugs).
    06/11/2012
  • Bangkok Thailand: A lot fewer prostitutes and lady-boys than we expected.
    01/02/2014
  • Budapest Hungary: The place to party in 2896 (mark your calendar now).
    08/18/2014
  • Amalfi Italy was once a major port, so some lazy Italians named the entire coast after it.
    05/11/2022
  • Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.
    03/04/2020
  • Beijing China: San Francisco’s Chinatown doesn’t hold a candle to it.
    04/22/2005
  • Melbourne is the most livable city in Australia’s otherwise sweltering hellscape.
    11/22/2016

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