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Santorini is so stunningly beautiful, it makes Crete look like garbage.
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Santorini is so stunningly beautiful, it makes Crete look like garbage.

07/06/200601/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

After showing us Athens, our friends took us to Santorini and Crete just to watch our heads explode.

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Athens, Greece: The birthplace of democracy, drama, and doric columns.
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Athens, Greece: The birthplace of democracy, drama, and doric columns.

07/04/200601/23/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

After art college, I really wanted to visit Athens, so I was psyched when friends invited us to visit their relatives in Greece.

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Travel Reports

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    05/23/2014
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    11/21/1994
  • Kyoto Japan is so well-preserved, it doesn’t look a day over a thousand.
    10/23/2018
  • Vienna Austria: Birthplace of Sigmund Freud and penis—wait…I mean, psychoanalysis!
    08/18/2014
  • Hawaii, The Big Island: Probably not the Hawaii you’re thinking of.
    07/07/2010
  • The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.
    11/07/2022
  • Rome Italy: The cradle of civilization (and toga parties).
    05/16/2003

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