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Confused film-maker thinks San Francisco is Gotham City, Batman is Clark Kent.
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Confused film-maker thinks San Francisco is Gotham City, Batman is Clark Kent.

02/16/201504/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

While Toby Harriman is probably a very nice guy, he has stepped into a snake’s nest of controversy.

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8 things a Bond flick must have to be a real Bond flick.
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8 things a Bond flick must have to be a real Bond flick.

12/11/200603/04/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

The new movie, Casino Royale, starring Daniel Craig isn’t a real Bond flick.

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What would Chuck Norris do?

02/07/200610/14/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

My first Chuck Norris film was The Octagon (1980) at a drive-in in New York.

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An animated short film I like to call “The Juggler” because that’s its name.
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An animated short film I like to call “The Juggler” because that’s its name.

03/30/200303/31/2020 Posted byPeter Crosby

Here is a short animated film I made once when I was really bored (that’s probably the best mindset to have before you watch it). It uses old-school, hand-drawn cell-animation which took me quite a bit of time to create, scan and edit, but I think you’ll find that all the effort was worth it. […]

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Travel Reports

  • Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.
    03/03/2020
  • Mendocino, California: Artist colony or ineffective tourist trap?
    02/10/2001
  • Egypt Africa: The world’s most ancient civilization (and it has the dust to prove it).
    12/23/2010
  • Kuala Lumpur: Tropical heat. Tons of monkeys. What more could you want?
    10/28/2004
  • Rome Italy: The cradle of civilization (and toga parties).
    05/16/2003
  • Tahiti may be the closest you’ll ever get to paradise without dying first.
    01/02/2017
  • Italy, France, and Britain: Our glamorous, 3-week European vacation.
    05/14/2003

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The CrosbyReport™ is written by former Advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown humorist, Peter Crosby. Typed up while day-drinking in Tampa, Florida, this site chronicles his travels to more interesting cities and towns all around the world. All writing and photos are licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 unless otherwise noted.

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