The Douro Valley is Portugal’s less snooty version of Napa.
The dress code here is basically, “Just wear pants.”
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No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.
Experience Europe in its most concentrated form.
You don’t have to be royalty to enjoy the Portuguese Riviera, but it helps.
Ask about our “Exiled Royal Family” discount—heirs to the throne eat free!
Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.
The Belém District is about as far away as you can go without leaving Lisbon.
Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.
Do you long for the old San Francisco? Well, let me tell you about Lisbon, Portugal.
Prague: Where people hate expensive beer almost as much as Communism.
Since throwing off the yolk of authoritarianism, the Czechs have been disinclined to pass restrictive laws so what more reason do you need to go?
Vienna: The birthplace of Sigmund Freud and penis—wait, I mean psychoanalysis!
Compared to the other cities in Austria that I’ve never been to, Vienna is the best.
Budapest Hungary: The place to party in 2896 (mark your calendar now).
When a nation spends almost its entire GNP on a single soiree, you really want to get on that invitation list.
Munich, Germany is home to high-tech business and high-octane beer.
When you think of Germany, you probably think of Hitler. But guess where he got his start?