Europetravel20 views6 minute read Positano Italy is so superficially attractive, I can’t believe it hasn’t leaked a sex tape.Peter Crosby05/12/2022 Positano is the Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian of Italy’s Amalfi Coast. Good-looking, but light on substance. View Post
Europetravel17 views6 minute read Amalfi Italy was once a major port, so some lazy Italians named the entire coast after it.Peter Crosby05/11/2022 At the mouth of a deep ravine, Amalfi Italy looks like it got vomited out of the surrounding mountains. View Post
Europetravel22 views5 minute read The towns along Italy’s Amalfi Coast were clearly built by human/mountain goat hybrids.Peter Crosby05/11/2022 This part of central Italy is an unbelievably beautiful and incredibly stupid place to live. View Post
Europetravel14 views6 minute read Pompeii was the orgasm capital of Ancient Rome until Mt. Vesuvius came all over the place.Peter Crosby05/08/2022 Like ancient Atlantis, this once-flourishing metropolis vanished suddenly without a trace. Or did it? View Post
Europetravel72 views9 minute read Naples Italy is dirty, noisy, and crowded. But the city has its downsides, too.Peter Crosby05/07/2022 Naples Italy is a vibrant city that’s veritably overflowing with restaurants, shopping, gelato, and shipping containers. View Post
Europetravel16 views6 minute read The Douro Valley is Portugal’s less snooty version of Napa.Peter Crosby03/08/2020 The dress code here is basically, “Just wear pants.” View Post
Europetravel6 views7 minute read No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.Peter Crosby03/06/2020 Experience Europe in its most concentrated form. View Post
Europetravel11 views7 minute read You don’t have to be royalty to enjoy the Portuguese Riviera, but it helps.Peter Crosby03/06/2020 Ask about our “Exiled Royal Family” discount—heirs to the throne eat free! View Post
Europetravel6 views8 minute read Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.Peter Crosby03/04/2020 The Belém District is about as far away as you can go without leaving Lisbon. View Post
Europetravel16 views12 minute read Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.Peter Crosby03/03/2020 Do you long for the old San Francisco? Well, let me tell you about Lisbon, Portugal. View Post
Europetravel10 views12 minute read Amsterdam is the (Nether)land of pot, prostitution, and polders.Peter Crosby10/10/2017 Amsterdam wasn’t always a haven for patchouli-wearing, pot-smoking perverts. For a long time, the place was just a big-ass swamp. View Post
Europetravel14 views12 minute read Barcelona Spain reminds me of San Diego, only with arts and culture.Peter Crosby05/22/2015 Like hot, dry weather, and tiny plates of ham? Then you’ll love Barcelona. View Post