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Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.
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Thoughts I had while watching squirrels flagrantly trespass on my land and steal my acorns.

07/02/202207/02/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

When given the opportunity to witness squirrels’ activities in the wild, a number of questions come to mind.

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Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.
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Not afraid of clowns? Here’s why you should be.

06/01/202206/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We got trouble, my friend, right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for clowns.

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How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.
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How to solve the drug problem in America, using drugs.

04/01/202204/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We’ve been looking at the drug problem in America from the wrong angle.

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5 reasons why eating octopuses isn’t just disgusting, it’s dangerous.
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5 reasons why eating octopuses isn’t just disgusting, it’s dangerous.

03/01/202203/04/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Here’s why you might live to regret eating calamari, octopus, or other cephalopods. Or you might not.

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An open letter to the unsung genius whose beloved invention will be the death of us all.
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An open letter to the unsung genius whose beloved invention will be the death of us all.

02/01/202201/31/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Guys like Einstein, Tesla, and Jobs could only dream of having the impact of this genius.

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Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.
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Looking back at the train-wreck of a dumpster-fire that was 2021.

01/01/202201/03/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Let’s be honest, 2021 was a dog’s breakfast. But how did it rank against all the years that preceded it?

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Why aren’t people more thankful for mobile technology? Oh, riiiight.
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Why aren’t people more thankful for mobile technology? Oh, riiiight.

11/01/202111/02/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

I know where all the hatred for mobile phones is coming from.

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My losing battle against cats and the malevolent Gods of Irony.
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My losing battle against cats and the malevolent Gods of Irony.

10/02/202110/06/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

The choices you make in life hardly ever turn out the way you expect, dammit.

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The greatest thing that almost never happened to your mouth.
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The greatest thing that almost never happened to your mouth.

09/01/202109/22/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

For more than a thousand years, humans overlooked one of the world’s greatest pleasures for your pie-hole.

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