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Greetings from Hell: My long overdue return to Florida.
Twenty three years after I left Florida for my career, it was time to return to my adopted hometown.

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Media empire relocates its global operations to Florida.
After 23 years in the San Francisco Bay Area, we’re moving back to the Sunshine State.
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