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3 sights in Oaxaca  Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.
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3 sights in Oaxaca Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.

12/19/201711/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Oaxaca, Mexico is a full eight-hour drive from the nearest coast. What the hell, right?

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There’s lots to do in Mazatlán Mexico and lots of reasons not to do any of it.
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There’s lots to do in Mazatlán Mexico and lots of reasons not to do any of it.

11/18/200803/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We picked Mazatlán for all the things you don’t do here. Namely, wear shoes or pants.

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Cancun Mexico: It’s not all beer chugging and wet t-shirt contests (dammit).
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Cancun Mexico: It’s not all beer chugging and wet t-shirt contests (dammit).

11/18/200812/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Cancun has fascinating archeological sites and a rich history that you can explore in between Margaritas.

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Cabo San Lucas: A spectacular paradise we’ll probably never go back to.
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Cabo San Lucas: A spectacular paradise we’ll probably never go back to.

10/09/200212/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Cabo exists solely to offer foreigners fishing, golf, liver-damage and skin cancer.

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Costa Rica: Two weeks in rustic Nirvana.
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Costa Rica: Two weeks in rustic Nirvana.

10/12/200012/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

If you’re thinking of going to Mexico, you may want to save your pesos, Amigo.

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Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: “Donde esta casa de cervezas?”
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Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: “Donde esta casa de cervezas?”

04/16/199903/31/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Amy and I brilliantly decided to blow five vacation days in Mexico this year.

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Travel Reports

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    03/03/2020
  • Miami and Key West: Our virgin visit.
    11/21/1994
  • New Orleans, Louisiana: Hey, who got their Europe in our America?
    08/31/2007
  • Afraid of heights? Ronda Spain will give you lots to talk about with your therapist.
    05/14/2015
  • Reading, England: It’s close to a lot of other, better places to visit.
    03/02/2010
  • Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
    03/19/2020
  • San Antonio, Texas: A “river walks” through it. (Get it?)
    02/18/2010
  • Vienna Austria: Birthplace of Sigmund Freud and penis—wait…I mean, psychoanalysis!
    08/18/2014
  • Vancouver British Columbia: You know, Canada’s good city.
    02/10/2000
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