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3 sights in Oaxaca Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.
North Americatravel

3 sights in Oaxaca Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.

12/19/201701/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Oaxaca, Mexico is a full eight-hour drive from the nearest coast. What the hell, right?

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There are lots of things to do in Mazatlán Mexico and lots of reasons not to do any of them.
North Americatravel

There are lots of things to do in Mazatlán Mexico and lots of reasons not to do any of them.

11/18/200801/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

We picked Mazatlán for all the things you don’t do here. Namely, wear shoes or pants.

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Cancun Mexico: It’s not all beer chugging and wet t-shirt contests (dammit).
North Americatravel

Cancun Mexico: It’s not all beer chugging and wet t-shirt contests (dammit).

11/18/200801/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Cancun has fascinating archeological sites and a rich history that you can explore in between Margaritas.

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Cabo San Lucas: A spectacular paradise we’ll probably never go back to.
North Americatravel

Cabo San Lucas: A spectacular paradise we’ll probably never go back to.

10/09/200212/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Cabo exists solely to offer foreigners fishing, golf, liver-damage and skin cancer.

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Costa Rica: Two weeks in rustic Nirvana.
South Americatravel

Costa Rica: Two weeks in rustic Nirvana.

10/12/200001/23/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

If you’re thinking of going to Mexico, you may want to save your pesos, Amigo.

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Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: “Donde esta casa de cervezas?”
North Americatravel

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: “Donde esta casa de cervezas?”

04/16/199912/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Amy and I brilliantly decided to blow five vacation days in Mexico this year.

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Travel Reports

  • Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
    03/11/2020
  • Steep Ravine, CA: Tired of hotels with electricity, heat, and indoor plumbing?
    03/07/2019
  • Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
    03/10/2020
  • Los Angeles, CA: The Mondrian, aka “Our trip to Pretentiousville.”
    01/01/1997
  • Florence Italy: You say “Florence,” I say “Firenze.” And I’d be right.
    05/16/2003
  • The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.
    11/07/2022
  • Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.
    03/04/2020

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